Akavir Admin
Posts : 24 Join date : 2015-10-28
| Subject: National News Network Wed Oct 28, 2015 9:24 pm | |
| MARRONOPOLIS NATIONAL NEWS NETWORK Post anything here your nation does unto itself. Especially if that's banning capitalism. | |
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Cartagium
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| Subject: Re: National News Network Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:07 pm | |
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Akavir Admin
Posts : 24 Join date : 2015-10-28
| Subject: Re: National News Network Sat Oct 31, 2015 8:17 pm | |
| HIERARCHS: FEMALES SHALL NOT BE COUNCILORS Debate over females in High Council continues. High Prophet of Fidelity during the meeting of the High Council. The debate over female members of the High Council again came up today during open discussion, with more traditionalist members of the Council, including the Hierarchs themselves, denouncing the idea. The progressive members of the High Council, lead by Tsaesci Councilor Farc Sranba, were quoted as saying "I, for one, wish not to see females in this hallowed chamber as much as the next councilor, but should we not allow them to prove they are incapable themselves? Is it not our duty to allow them to show why they are unfit?" However, the traditionalist wing, lead most vociferously by the High Prophets of Fidelity and Vigilance, argued that allowing females to be elected would "erode the fundamental patriarchal structure upon which this great Covenant was founded.", as argued by the High Prophet of Vigilance. Noble Fidelity added that "Females are known for being hotheaded and irrational, especially in matters not pertaining to child rearing and domesticity. Hence, can we, as Noble followers of the Sacred Path, jeopardize what our forefathers worked so diligently to procure?"Lastly, the most vocal proponent of female councilors has been Dorg Furt, gave an impassioned pontification, saying "Female councilors? The only place a female's advice is welcome is on meal choice!" to a round of heavy applause. The motion was indeed put to a vote, but even with its failure the Hierarchs were certain to have vetoed the motion any way. | |
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Cartagium
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| Subject: Re: National News Network Mon Nov 02, 2015 7:11 pm | |
| CARTAGIUM BUILDS NEW FIGHTERS Cartagium is now in posession of a banner which depicts fighter jets flying majestically into the sunset. That is all. | |
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Hamilstan
Posts : 6 Join date : 2015-10-29
| Subject: Re: National News Network Tue Nov 03, 2015 4:33 am | |
| HAMILSTAN ECONOMY FREEFALLS The economy is falling apart and so are we. Is this how I'm supposed to format the post? | |
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Hamilstan
Posts : 6 Join date : 2015-10-29
| Subject: Re: National News Network Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:47 am | |
| BREAST MILK SAVES HAMILSTAN In one of the strangest developments to come out of the fledgling nation, the government's decision to open up the sale of breast milk to the commercial market has pulled the country's economy out of a downhill slide. Many residents are baffled at the government's decision - as are many high-ranking government officials. "Laissez-faire, right?" Secretary of Commerce Madonna Houston was quoted as saying. "I mean, we're all about women's rights and stuff, right? We should be celebrating women, not imposing government restrictions on whether or not they can market their own secretions." When asked if she had tried Hamiltrade Coffee's Breast Milk Latte, Houston declined to comment. | |
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Cartagium
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| Subject: Re: National News Network Thu Nov 12, 2015 3:05 am | |
| BREAKING NEWS After completely sucking at anything money related for weeks, Cartagium's economy is bouncing back to its highest level since the country's conception. Although still fragile, the economy has hardly ever seen better days. This is likely due to the state expanding industry into uranium mining and arts-related ventures. Education is also being funded, which should hopefully see a boost in the economy in the future. Things are looking up for socialism! Suck it, capitalists! (Jk you're cool just don't invade us)
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Akavir Admin
Posts : 24 Join date : 2015-10-28
| Subject: Re: National News Network Thu Nov 12, 2015 3:43 pm | |
| FLAVORTOWN DECLARED HERETICAL Hierarchs decree that Flavortown is an unholy abomination. The High Prophets of Contrition, Fidelity, and Beneficence, respectively. Caritas Maxima Speaking before the assembled High Council, the Hierarchs declared the nation of Flavortown to be anathema to the Sacred Path. The High Prophet of Fidelity said "It is clear to all faithful that the people and rulers of the debased land of Flavortown are heretics and blasphemers. Their callous disregard for the gifts of our Lords is beyond the ability of any faithful adherent to ignore, and thusly their destruction is the will of the gods. And we are but their instruments." The Hierarchs then issued a nihil obstat regarding the use of military force against Flavortown, although the Hierarchs have yet to fully declare bellum sancrum. Instead, all Flavortowny goods have been banned, and all Flavortownies in Akavir have been arrested. It remains to be seen what will happen next. In other news, the High Prophet of Beneficence has called the sale of breast milk in Hamilstan "bizarre", saying "that is simply horrifying." Also addressed was the Cartagian economy, with one Sangheili Councilor, Forze 'Mdamamee calling it "nice". | |
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