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Akavir Admin
Posts : 24 Join date : 2015-10-28
| Subject: International News Network Wed Oct 28, 2015 9:22 pm | |
| MARRONOPOLIS INTERNATIONAL NEWS NETWORK Post anything here your nation does that affects other nations around Marronopolis. Especially wars with Flavortown. | |
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Akavir Admin
Posts : 24 Join date : 2015-10-28
| Subject: Re: International News Network Thu Oct 29, 2015 12:42 am | |
| CARTAGIUM AND AKAVIR FINALIZE ALLIANCE Iberian Union largest military and economic alliance in Marronopolis. Speaking from the Pontifical Palace, The High Prophet of Fidelity announced that the Holy Covenant has finalized an agreement with the United Socialist States of Cartagium, Akavir's northern neighbor and largest trading partner. The agreement, signed by the High Prophet of Beneficence, the agreement establishes the largest military and economic alliance in Marronopolis. The High Council has yet to ratify the treaty, but it is expected if they fail to do so the Hierarchs will approve the treaty anyway. | |
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Cartagium
Posts : 5 Join date : 2015-10-28
| Subject: Re: International News Network Fri Oct 30, 2015 2:04 am | |
| BREAKING NEWS As of roughly 21:00 MDT (Marronopolis Daylight Time), all countries in the region are bracing themselves for an impending zombie apocalypse. World authorities report that the best strategies are to either research a cure or to use military force to keep out the zombies. There are reports that some may choose the controversial route of siding with the slobbering hordes, but that is a risky path to take due to higher infections rates. The authorities in the region recommend researching the diseased hordes, but encourage countries with strong militaries to fight back to reduce the numbers of the invading corpses. The Marronopolis authorities wish all countries in the region the best of luck over the next few days.
In other news, Friday's temperatures will top out around 11 degrees Celcius (52 Fahrenheit for those that haven't converted to metric yet), partly cloudy skies, and a 10% chance of rain. Light winds of around 11 kph (7 mph) can be expected. | |
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Hamilstan
Posts : 6 Join date : 2015-10-29
| Subject: Re: International News Network Fri Oct 30, 2015 4:14 pm | |
| CHECK IT Hamilstan and Moneylandaria formalize alliance Diplomats from the Matriarchy of Hamilstan and the Republic of New Moneylandaria met yesterday on Jefferson Sucks Isle to sign the historic Treaty of Memes and formalize an alliance between the two countires. The treaty guarentees New Moneylandaria military protection from Hamilstan's army against belligerents - and vice versa, although, policy makers are noting, Hamilstan's military is much doper than New Moneylandaria's is. High-ranking officials say this is just the first treaty in a series of treaties planned by the Hamilstanian government, sources say, with the goal of ultimately entangling themselves in a complicated series of militaristic alliances and jingoistic patroitisim that eventually starts some sort of world war. "We just want to fight someone," the diplomats were quoted as saying last night. "You want to fight us? Fight us." | |
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Akavir Admin
Posts : 24 Join date : 2015-10-28
| Subject: Re: International News Network Fri Oct 30, 2015 5:09 pm | |
| CONTACT WITH EASTERN VALENWOOD LOST Contact lost with eastern portions of Valenwood Akaviri soldiers at a checkpoint near Valenwood. Valenwood Thousands are reporting a loss of contact with Eastern Valenwood, following reports of an outbreak of an unknown disease originating from either Hamilstan or Moneylandaria. The Ministry of Fortitude has reportedly blocked all travel to and from the Province, including sealing off the underground metro tunnels. Communications are also being jammed between the province and the mainland, with the Ministry stating solely that "Communications have been blocked so as to protect the Covenant and the Faith."Reports also indicate that flights of Covenant Soldiers have been crossing to and from Valenwood since mid yesterday, and the reported number of troops transferred is as high has 4,000,000. The High Prophets appeared in a meeting before the High Council with the High Prophet of Vigilance saying "For but the interest of the peoples assembled of the Holy Covenant do we announce the cessation of communication with the Superior Province of Valenwood. It is an unfortunate necesity of our times that drastic actions such as this must be taken, but be secure in the knowledge that what we do we do for the safety of the Holy Covenant entire." | |
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Donkey Kongopolis
Posts : 5 Join date : 2015-10-29
| Subject: Re: International News Network Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:19 pm | |
| BREAKING NEWS: NEW FORM OF TRAVEL RELEASED IN DONKEY KONGOPOLISThe people of Donkey Kongopolis are estatic at the relase of the new form of travel: barrels. "It's an innovation really," says lead scientist Cranky Kong, "Now our motor ways are much safer. Planes have become obsolete because all you need is your barrel. With your barrel you can simply hop on and off you go." The news team interviewed several citizens about this new technology. "Barrels are great!," one citizen says, "It encourages safe travel because of you hit something, you explode." "My brother died in a barrel-related explosion," another says, "I guess he deserved it though because he didn't drive safely." Cranky Kong claims that the explosions are just a bug in the system and hopefully will release an update fixing it in the future. For now the citizens of Donkey Kongopolis will just have to be safe and pray to the Lord of the Dongs, Donkey Kong, that they be granted safe travel. As of now officials are unsure if they want to start exporting these barrels, the main reason being that they are afraid that an unfortunate barrel explosion may be considered an act of terrorism. War is the last thing the leaders of Donkey Kongopolis would want at this point in time. | |
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Akavir Admin
Posts : 24 Join date : 2015-10-28
| Subject: Re: International News Network Thu Nov 05, 2015 6:46 pm | |
| REPORT: AKAVIR SUBSIDIZING CARTAGIUM Cartagian economy wholly subsidized by Akavir. Caritas Maxima A leaked report by the Council of the Compendium shows that the Cartagian economy, which is totally state controlled and one of the least mobile in Marronopolis, is almost entirely subsidized by Akavir. The Iberian Union, the treaty organization of which Akavir and Cartagium comprise, provides almost 75% of the funding for the Cartagian economy. The conservatives in the High Council have spoken against this, with some saying "If we are to subsidize the Cartagian savages, then they should join our Holy Covenant as a client state." The Hierarchs have adamantly denied the claims and the report, calling it "an utter fabrication by heretics and enemies of the path." The High Prophet of Fidelity said "Detestable and foul heresy clouds this document. It is a clear fabrication by the infidels who bedevil the Path." The Hierarchs also placed an Interdict against the supposed-report, preventing its mention again within the High Council. | |
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